Fucking Shits
Posts : 10
Join date : 2012-12-22
 |  Subject: nutella sux dix & so doz dis servr  Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:57 am | |
| How does it feel to get accepted using my application, you cum faced whore. - Spoiler:
Name: Andy
IGN (In Game Name): Stupid
Age: 13 turning 14 on June 8th. (:
Gender: MALE…MAYBE. JUSTKEEDINGHAHAFUNNI!1!1@@23!#@
Location: VA
Global Time Zone: EST (GMT - 4:00..I think LOL.)
Contact: The best way to grab my attention is at youtube.com/affffluence. If you would like my MSN, please P.M. me.
BRIEF BIO - My name is Andy and I'm Korean / Asian. I have really chinky eyes. :< I'm usually seen "cross-dressing" in-game but I don't know why. I enjoy rainy weather but everyone hates it. ): I'm also interested in graphics but I still have many spots open for improvement.
PEOPLE WHO RECOMMEND YOU - Christy, Emily, Kelly, Qimosabi/Kevin, Angel, Tori, Allen, Porcupine/Kai, Cham, Amalie, Abby, Evan, ChayChay, Yuuichi/Patrick, `Janyss, Blake, Stephanie, Rukina, Baco, Haylee, Zack
EXPERIENCES OUTSIDE THE SERVER - I have been a long time GM at a server called “WorldWideMS”. However, I quit after an arguement with the new staff. I really disliked working with them and there were conflicts everyday. However, I wasn’t perfect either. I had my own faults that I regret doing. I have also been a GM/Admin at many of my friend’s servers but that doesn’t count since it wasn’t a major, dedicated server and it was just "for da lulz." I also remember being a GM for "fork servers" of ones that got owned by Nexon/Hackers, but I don't really remember what servers.
EXPERIENCES ON THE SERVER - I was an intern, soon promoted to Lv 3 GM on Simplicity. I know how the server works and rolls, since I’ve been a GM on Simplicity already. I’ve been a member of Simplicity since September… I think. However, I quit MapleStory completely near December because of school life. Now I’m back on Affinity as an almost super active player.
ANY EXAMPLES OF YOUR WORK - I still don't know what this means, LOL. But if it means "screenshots", sorry but nope, I don't have any.
REASON / PURPOSE -
I’m not gonna act like some innocent angel that just puts dishonest answers to get a spot in the staff. My real, honest response is for the ability to have unlimited mushrooms and purchase whatever rare items I want. (unless interns can’t do that anymore D: ) But I ain’t a greedy faggot like Menopause (Simplicity players should know this guy LOL) I won’t make a big deal out of whether I can obtain rare pixel items or not. I would also like to discover new 'unknown' items and maps.
Another reason is because of the convenience around MapleStory using commands such as "!warp".
WHY SHOULD YOU CHOOSE ME?
I obviously won't give away any items, mushrooms, free levels, or anything of such, no matter how much the person is connected to me. This excludes event prizes and starter packages for new comers. I will NOT mass summon on purpose to fuck up the server. I will always test commands in an empty map to avoid disconnections/glitches.
As I stated before, I know how this server works and rolls. I was a previous GM/Intern. I know what the rules are and the expectations for an Intern/GM. I don’t need a silly GM handbook, I’m a very fast learner and have the ability to teach myself as well. I have an above average intelligence for my age despite my IGN. (Stupid, LOL)
- I’ll be willing to help ALL players to the end (meaning I won’t just ditch them after I answer them. Unless I’m busy / I have to go, I’ll make sure their problem is 100% solved.) as long as their question is legible and the player asks in a polite way without spamming the hell out of me. Cooperation with me while asking a question is nice as well. D:
-There are also days when GMs are super inactive and the players are just bored and hungry for events. I’m extremely active so I could fix that. :> I also realize I wasn’t an ‘above average’ GM on Simplicity and I would like to make up for that.
The following are my "positive/strong" sides of myself.
[Trustworthy] Share a secret with me and I’ll guarantee it won’t be spread anywhere else. Let me hold on to your super special max stat items. I’ll make sure to give them back to you right when you need it without running off with them. I have never ever given out confidential/private information people tell me without their permission. I won’t even share a peek of it to my bifflz. You’ll be sure your surprise/news about the server will be kept as a surprise.
[Kind, not a jerk.] Feel free to disagree with me here but I think I’m a nice guy. I do not participate in flame wars and e-dramu that don’t involve me. I don’t participate in flaming a member when I have no well proven facts about that certain member being flamed. I may make a small comment but that’s it. I’m friendly to almost everyone in the server as long as they are friendly back to me. I’ll greet all newbies with a warm, honest welcome to our little ‘family’. If they choose to leave the server, then let them go. I won’t go all “FLAM ____ COZ HE LEAV SERVR..” Not everyone has to enjoy our server. I won’t go all ‘dot dot dot, R U RETARD n00b??’ on a player’s question, no matter how retarded it seems. (As long as it’s serious.) I enjoy playing around with people but if they take it personally, I’ll make sure to make an honest apology to them.
[Non-favoritism] I don’t favorite just one player to a certain “group”. I, myself find that really annoying. I feel left out and alone when a GM does that. I won’t just talk to a “group” of certain players. I’ll say “Hi” and other typical stuff to complete strangers as long as they don’t run away. D: Everyone should be included, whether we have a grudge against them or not, our server is like a family. You’re not guaranteed to like your brother or sister but they’re a part of the family anyways. Sure, you’ll most likely talk more to someone you know better, but it doesn’t hurt to give new people a chance. And obviously, I won’t give away items or mushrooms to a certain player that I like.
I may secretly hate a person in the server, but I'll keep that to myself and prevent it from showing.
[Temper Control] I VERY RARELY ever get mad on a game or real life. I takes insults, flames, and such very lightly. I'm not one of those GMs that get fired up just because a player 'effs up an event or something. There are tons of people out there that take little jokes way too seriously and end up jailing the person.
ADDITIONAL DETAILS -
Every human comes with flaws. Nobody is perfect. We are not robots. I consider these my most major "negative sides"
I’m extremely lazy/procrastinate a lot. I procrastinate way too much. I’ll probably own you in procrastinating. I have a real hard time “finishing” stuff from MMVs to drawings to graphic/forum projects. I'm so lazy, I always do my homework right before I sleep. I don’t know why but it’s just a real problem for me.
Below Average Grammar. Everyone knows I enj0i typ1n l13k d1z 4 da lulz. However, it’s become a real habit of me online so I don’t type perfectly like a serious grammar nazi. The only time I type full blown sentences are in forums, but not in-game. I don’t know why but that’s how I roll. If you request for me to type perfectly though, feel free to ask me. I’ll make sure to type almost every sentence perfectly with a period at the end even if it takes long to type out the sentence. I know there are many people that find my typing style annoying and I realize it too. However, having perfect grammar and my own personality are two different things, right? You can have perfect grammar, but be an asshole and a complete jerk at the same time.
What kind of events will I host?
[JUMP QUEST] - Probably the most popular event on Affinity. I will choose a certain map that is known as a "Jump Quest Map." To spice up the event, I may add in extra monsters such as invincible stirges or so. There are usually three winners. Those that reach the top/end of the jump quest will recieve Affinity Mushrooms depending on how difficult the jump quest was. No form of morphs, skills, and such will be allowed.
[HIDE & SEEK] - The title says it itself. I will hide in a certain map and give out hints/clues on to where I could be hiding. The players seek the GM and kill a monster I spawned (Probably the 'Chicken'.) First one to kill will be the winner.
[SIT HIDE & SEEK] - I will start up an "!event" at a certain major "Town Map." In order to win, players must "sit" on me while I'm hiding. Hints/clues will be obviously given out but if the players request a challenge for more 'mushrooms', they may do so.
[TRIVIA]
Solo - I will ask the players a series of questions relating to a certain subject/topic. The first person to answer the question with 100% accurate spelling will be the winner. Each question will be worth one mushroom.
Team - The players are divided into two teams. ('Left' and 'Right' Team) The member of the team that answers the question accurately and correctly will receive a winning point for their team. First team to reach a certain number of points will win. All members in the team will receive 'mushrooms.'
[FASHION SHOW] Don't worry. I won't give a "YES" or 10/10 to people who look decent but looks like they just came out of Henesys. I will select two other judges to help me on rating people's looks. (Usually the first two to say "me.") They will also help me select a certain theme for the show. Players are given a minimum of five minutes to dress up according to the theme. The player(s) that accurately and creatively matches the theme and recieve a minimum amount of required points will be able to advance to the next round. There are an unlimited amount of rounds `till one player is still standing.
I have more ideas, but I don't wanna make this too long. If a player has a new idea for an event, and they would like to share it with me; as long as it's reasonable and they explain it clearly, I will consider testing it out.
NOTE: I USUALLY cannot stay on the server after 9:00-10:00 P.M EST. I am not supposed to play MapleStory anyways, LOL. However, I can usually get on everyday.
Please do know, everyone has a life. I cannot guarantee I will be on 24/7. To me, life is first instead of a silly game.
If you think I have a shot at becoming an Intern, please consider recommending me :DD! But do BE HONEST. Don't just recommend me because I'm your friend or whatever. Recommend if you think I'm capable of handling the job.
Do not hesitate to point out any flaws and mistakes or give proper criticism to improve in this application. As long as you know what you’re talking about, all of them will be appreciated. Thanks for reading!
Also remember to vote in the poll, but please be honest. Don't just rate 1 because you hate me with a burning passion or rate a 5 because you know me.
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Fucking Shits
Posts : 10
Join date : 2012-12-22
| | Subject: Re: nutella sux dix & so doz dis servr Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:57 am | |
| good thing this horrendous piece of shit you call a private server died | |
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Fucking Shits
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| | Subject: Re: nutella sux dix & so doz dis servr Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:58 am | |
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Fucking Shits
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| | Subject: Re: nutella sux dix & so doz dis servr Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:59 am | |
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Fucking Shits
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